Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Did I Read that sign correctly? :)

I think I've posted this before but I thought it was a funny sign. It was taken in Yellowstone National Park last year. Below are some more good signs!!

Did I read that sign right?


TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES : PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN


In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANY THING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:(I sure hope so)
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK

11 comments:

George said...

Neal, that's quite a collection you have -- I'm still grinning!! Thanks for sharing.

Betsy from Tennessee said...

TOO FUNNY... Gotta watch those elephants!!!!

Here's one for you:
Instructions on a string of Christmas Lights:
For indoor and outdoor use only!!!


Tee Hee Hee...
Betsy

Ms. Hays said...

Oh that's funny! Good ones!!!

Tina said...

Thanks needed those laughs. These are pretty good!

Carletta said...

Thanks for the smiles - good ones indeed!

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